Dick Dinner 

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

Dick Dinner by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

Specific Dick 

The non-dimensionalized size of one's dick in comparison to the dick of B.Fush. One can obtain one's specific dick by the following formula:

S.D. = Your dick's erect volume / B.Fush's erect dick volume

Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:

Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness

Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:

Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic

The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:

S.D <1

Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always

Man, I once heard this guy say he had a Specific Dick of .963. I believed him when I saw him standing on three "legs."

Specific Dick by db97 March 31, 2010

All Dick and No Fuck

A slightly edgier version of "All Talk and No Action."

Dan: "Ray thinks he is better than everyone."
Wayne: "Meh.. he's nothing. He is all dick and no fuck."

All Dick and No Fuck by Cameron269 June 26, 2010

Möbius Dick 

Something non-orientable that lives in the ocean.

It's a math joke. Get it!? Möbius Dick?! Because a Möbius strip is a surface with only one side and only one boundary component! And Moby Dick was the whale hunted by Captain Ahab! Right?!
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.

Möbius Dick by Mathjokeguy2 May 31, 2011

Dogfish Dick 

the male sexual disorder often characterized by the inability to ejaculate due to the excessive consumption of Dogfish Head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.

After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.

Dogfish Dick by Sister Wives January 17, 2013

shirt dick 

The happy coincidence of accidentally leaving your pants fly open, and the corner of your shirt poking out of your fly in such a way so as to form a shirt dick that may be mistaken for your very own penis. A largely unfortunate and unintentional occurrence. Worse when wearing skin tone coloured shirts.

I was in such a hurry this morning that I forgot to do up my fly. To add insult to injury, after a morning of travelling on public transport and polite conversation with customers, I looked down to discover not only my open fly, but that I was also sporting a rather impressive shirt dick.

shirt dick by benaud September 2, 2013

Free Dick

The generous offer allowing ones genitals to be sucked and/or fucked, freely, without any repercussion or persecution. This is a usual occurrence at most any Walmart, as well as any brothel.

Free Dick! For the next half hour! I'm by the Popsicles!! FREE DICK!!!

Free Dick by Beefy Curtains September 25, 2014