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David Wise

One of the greatest music producers of all time responsible for creating many peoples' childhoods and the genius behind the greatest track ever, Stickerbush Symphony.
by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022
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madison wise

She's a Blond Girl With glasses tipicly in loved with anime and Shes also into hardcore Shit like boys, she acts like a tomboy, She's cute, a bit stupid at times but she makes that up by showing her respect, no one notices her except the Low Lifed Kids. But mainly and most interesting of all she's the cooliest Female friend you could have besides that other ghetto popular girl at that school

God the ghetto girls are bitches

But she's like my warm soup and medium sized seat... it's all JUST Right
Hey madison wise want to do some fun Boyish Shit mah nigga even tho u is White Blond Girl
Madison Wise: umm... Fuck Yea I would Like to Do Boyish Things because am Madison's wise and I might have Huger Cock Than You will ever have You male human

Human Friend of madison: ok your cock is probably not that bad but my ...
Madison wise: am sorry but my balls are also Bigger and Has Tastyer Semen than your Human Pesent
Friend that's not to sure about his actions: ...

Big Dick and big balls Madison wise: sure lets go play some basket ball :)
Friend: ... (mid way of saying Ok) oh-ka
Madison: I'll rapture your little boy Pussy with my massive bear cock
Friend who's about to get raped: sounds good :)
Madison: ok but let's play some basket ball :)
Friend: :)
Madison: :)
Friend: :)
Black friend: :)
Madison and Friend: FUQ YOU NIGGER
Black friend : I love you all and feel excepted Hey Madison may i suck your Massive bear cock I'll let you put it in daddy master slave Senpie

Madison: ;) give me the Sucky Suck
by Supa Nazi August 13, 2017
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wise tickler

the most pro and the most sussy cat in existence
today i learnt a lesson from wise tickler
by maritzaii September 18, 2023
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The wise herb

Weed- marijuana, a term used often in Rastafarianism.

As it is said to bring you closer to Jah and free your mind .
Stoner 1: “ damn this bud is hitting strong i’m on a different planet “

Stoner 2: “Yeah man that’s the wise herb”
by The Nordic Ned November 3, 2020
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wiseness

A synonym to wisdom.

The word came about during a seventh grade English class as following

Florian, rewriting their essay: What’s the noun form of wise?
Ms. Hathaway, English teacher: I don’t know.

Florian: Wiseness?
Mia: Wisdom!!

The class then used used the word wiseness, because it was bizarre that an English teacher and student forgot the word wisdom.
In Bless Me, Ultima by Rudolfo Anaya, Antonio gains spiritual wiseness and maturation.
by RIP RIOT CHICKEN May 14, 2021
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Wise Mystical Tree

Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down
Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(
by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022
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A Wise Moose

A Wise Moose (Proper Noun) One who has reached maximum level of faggotry. To be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.
Yo man, I was about to bust a nut on that bitch but then you came in the room, you are a fucking A Wise Moose!
by Apex Mango April 7, 2015
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