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Swayze Taxi 

noun. when one puts one's car on cruise control (at speed), and climbs into the passenger seat, where usually a dance is performed for a few seconds before the driver returns to his proper seat, the whole process occurring without the driver touching the steering wheel. a particularly high form of 'going dumb', derived from ghostriding, it is ridiculously dangerous and should never be attempted by anyone. ever

verb form. 'swayze taxi', 'to swayze taxi', 'swayze taxied'
I was going about 55 down a nice, straight road, with no other cars around, so I pulled a Swayze Taxi and did a little shimmy with a thizz face in the passenger seat.
Swayze Taxi by salinger December 24, 2008

Asian Towel Taxi 

To stick one’s finger in Barret’s sphincter
We need two Asian towel taxis and one Barret hole. Sounds like a good time
Asian Towel Taxi by BiggDaddyD619 January 25, 2022

punjabi taxi 

the empty vehicle driven by a Punjabi Taxi-man at 2 am around stevenage, hitchin and luton, with little regard for speed limits, the highway code or safety of other road users, while on their way to a fare.

The expression is quite common in stevenage where it originated, due to the large amount of Taxi cabs driven by people of asian origin.

Note, that even non-asian taaxi drivers can be refered to this way if they are driving in the manner describes above.
"shall we walk or take the punjabi taxi?"
punjabi taxi by Borne August 28, 2006

iPhone Taxi Looser 

Everybody who lost or forget their iPhones in Taxi's and never get them back.
Alex: Raz... what's wrong frate?

Oh... frate... I am an iPhone Taxi Looser!

The Taxi-Gipsy-Driver (TGD) said that he hasn't find anything... he is a liar!

Sam: Oh frate... you are really an iPhone Taxi Looser...
iPhone Taxi Looser by nuklearstephon September 23, 2010

Plingplong-taxi 

En ambulans.
Sila tugget! Håll brödsaxen! Annars får du en tjottablängare rakt mellan lysmaskarna så du får åka plingplong-taxi till plåsterhuset, kärring!

Mașini taxi-maxi 

A popular meme in Romania about a news journal making an interview of some people which don't know how to properly speak.
"20-30 de inși au coborât din 4 mașini taxi-maxi"
Mașini taxi-maxi by BaUSe123 October 29, 2017