Definitions by Borne

Penge 

To Penge oneself, is to catch or collide one's genital region accidentally on a static object such as a table corner, fence post or shelf, usually in a mundane every day situation.

i got up from my chair too quickly and penged myself on the desk

Penge by Borne July 24, 2007

TURDIS 

the blue portable toilets often seen on building sites. The name derives from the word TARDIS, which is also a big blue box in the TV show Doctor Who.

Im busting for a Tom Tit, is there a TURDIS nearby?

TURDIS by Borne August 28, 2006

punjabi taxi 

the empty vehicle driven by a Punjabi Taxi-man at 2 am around stevenage, hitchin and luton, with little regard for speed limits, the highway code or safety of other road users, while on their way to a fare.

The expression is quite common in stevenage where it originated, due to the large amount of Taxi cabs driven by people of asian origin.

Note, that even non-asian taaxi drivers can be refered to this way if they are driving in the manner describes above.

"shall we walk or take the punjabi taxi?"

punjabi taxi by Borne August 28, 2006

two-bagger

a prospective sexual partner, who, in order to enter a sexual encounter with them, you must not only put a bag over their head, but over your own in case their's falls off.

the only single people I meet are all either ten-pinters or two-baggers!

two-bagger by Borne February 14, 2006

Jonathon 

slang term for toilet. and extension of the slang term 'John'.

Had a heft curry last night, must pop off to feed jonathon

Jonathon by Borne February 12, 2006

Wall-ed 

1)to be inebriated to the point of stupidity

2) To be stupid to the point of inebriation

Ello maaaaate...i was completely Wall-ed last night

Wall-ed by Borne September 26, 2004

Talibanitubbie 

the definition of a rotound Arab man, whose voice, when speaking his native tongue, sounds liek a teletubbie

Eh-Oh! time for Talibantubbie

Talibanitubbie by Borne September 23, 2004