Penge

To Penge oneself, is to catch or collide one's genital region accidentally on a static object such as a table corner, fence post or shelf, usually in a mundane every day situation.
i got up from my chair too quickly and penged myself on the desk
by Borne July 24, 2007
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Talibanitubbie

the definition of a rotound Arab man, whose voice, when speaking his native tongue, sounds liek a teletubbie
Eh-Oh! time for Talibantubbie
by Borne September 23, 2004
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flangetta

A woman of poor feminine hygiene, whose presence is noted by the lingering scent of decaying fish emanating from between her legs.

Most commonly encountered on the London underground, bus shelters and begging for change outside Tesco
"Don't go in the bus shelter mate, there's a right flangetta in there!"
by Borne September 23, 2004
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TURDIS

the blue portable toilets often seen on building sites. The name derives from the word TARDIS, which is also a big blue box in the TV show Doctor Who.
Im busting for a Tom Tit, is there a TURDIS nearby?
by Borne August 28, 2006
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punjabi taxi

the empty vehicle driven by a Punjabi Taxi-man at 2 am around stevenage, hitchin and luton, with little regard for speed limits, the highway code or safety of other road users, while on their way to a fare.

The expression is quite common in stevenage where it originated, due to the large amount of Taxi cabs driven by people of asian origin.

Note, that even non-asian taaxi drivers can be refered to this way if they are driving in the manner describes above.
"shall we walk or take the punjabi taxi?"
by Borne August 28, 2006
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Wall-ed

1)to be inebriated to the point of stupidity

2) To be stupid to the point of inebriation
Ello maaaaate...i was completely Wall-ed last night
by Borne September 26, 2004
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two-bagger

a prospective sexual partner, who, in order to enter a sexual encounter with them, you must not only put a bag over their head, but over your own in case their's falls off.
the only single people I meet are all either ten-pinters or two-baggers!
by Borne February 14, 2006
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