Definitions by Borne
Penge
To Penge oneself, is to catch or collide one's genital region accidentally on a static object such as a table corner, fence post or shelf, usually in a mundane every day situation.
punjabi taxi
the empty vehicle driven by a Punjabi Taxi-man at 2 am around stevenage, hitchin and luton, with little regard for speed limits, the highway code or safety of other road users, while on their way to a fare.
The expression is quite common in stevenage where it originated, due to the large amount of Taxi cabs driven by people of asian origin.
Note, that even non-asian taaxi drivers can be refered to this way if they are driving in the manner describes above.
The expression is quite common in stevenage where it originated, due to the large amount of Taxi cabs driven by people of asian origin.
Note, that even non-asian taaxi drivers can be refered to this way if they are driving in the manner describes above.
punjabi taxi by Borne August 28, 2006
TURDIS
the blue portable toilets often seen on building sites. The name derives from the word TARDIS, which is also a big blue box in the TV show Doctor Who.
two-bagger
a prospective sexual partner, who, in order to enter a sexual encounter with them, you must not only put a bag over their head, but over your own in case their's falls off.
two-bagger by Borne February 14, 2006
Wall-ed
Ello maaaaate...i was completely Wall-ed last night
flangetta
A woman of poor feminine hygiene, whose presence is noted by the lingering scent of decaying fish emanating from between her legs.
Most commonly encountered on the London underground, bus shelters and begging for change outside Tesco
Most commonly encountered on the London underground, bus shelters and begging for change outside Tesco