Borne's definitions

TURDIS

the blue portable toilets often seen on building sites. The name derives from the word TARDIS, which is also a big blue box in the TV show Doctor Who.

Im busting for a Tom Tit, is there a TURDIS nearby?

by Borne August 28, 2006

two-bagger

a prospective sexual partner, who, in order to enter a sexual encounter with them, you must not only put a bag over their head, but over your own in case their's falls off.

the only single people I meet are all either ten-pinters or two-baggers!

by Borne February 14, 2006

Penge

To Penge oneself, is to catch or collide one's genital region accidentally on a static object such as a table corner, fence post or shelf, usually in a mundane every day situation.

i got up from my chair too quickly and penged myself on the desk

by Borne July 24, 2007

Talibanitubbie

the definition of a rotound Arab man, whose voice, when speaking his native tongue, sounds liek a teletubbie

Eh-Oh! time for Talibantubbie

by Borne September 23, 2004

touch cloth

1) to have a turtle head pop from one's rectum before underpants are removed

2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in

Oh Dave, that sounded like a wet one...did you touch cloth?

by Borne September 23, 2004

flangetta

A woman of poor feminine hygiene, whose presence is noted by the lingering scent of decaying fish emanating from between her legs.

Most commonly encountered on the London underground, bus shelters and begging for change outside Tesco

"Don't go in the bus shelter mate, there's a right flangetta in there!"

by Borne September 23, 2004

Wall-ed

1)to be inebriated to the point of stupidity

2) To be stupid to the point of inebriation

Ello maaaaate...i was completely Wall-ed last night

by Borne September 26, 2004