uncle squinty

Malcolm Nicholls

Malcolm was out last night, and went from Nicko Suave to Uncle Squinty around 1 am.

by APMBoston Boston taxguy June 15, 2018

Hershey Squirts

When one gets the feeling in which they need to fart but a little bit more comes out of their anal vent causing liquid feces to drizzle down there pants.

I was in class when i need to fart but i instead got the hershey squirts

by BigKmunna October 14, 2022

hershey squirts

when one has uncontrollable bowl movements due to bad diarreah

dude i need a diaper or somthing...i've got killer hershey squirts

by shiv March 14, 2004

squitsy

to squeeze something

' lets have a squitsy on ya jeb end '

by xxwhiteyxx April 24, 2006

Jitter squirts

a nervous high pressure discharge of loose stool while hovering over a out house bowl.

I would use the shitter but Tim Bear got the jitter squirts before the ride.

by squirt nap May 22, 2008

Turdy Squirts

Another name for "diarehha." It is when someone has severe diarehha or anal seepage.

Hey, John was in the bathroom last night for two hours because he had a severe case of the turdy squirts!

by A-Squeezy March 4, 2009

Protective Squint

Squinting your eyes to protect them from flying debris.

Worker 1: "Elmer, you are supposed to wear a face shield when using the grinder."

Elmer: "I ain't worried, I have my protective squint" (squinting)

Worker 1: "Frigging idiot, I'm not driving you to the ER again".

by LastResponder January 5, 2012