scroll shame

The feeling of regret after having wasted far too much time scrolling aimlessly over social networks instead of spending the time doing something productive.
"I’ve got serious scroll shame today. I just spent 25 minutes scrolling and falling down one clickbait rabbit hole after another. I could have got so much done already but now I’m out of time".
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
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Hole Scroll

I ran out of hole scroll, then had to use dirty tissues from the garbage.
by clubcrack November 04, 2009
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Stop scrolling

"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.
Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."

And then the dog came in.
by TesTy_DaBlockz July 08, 2024
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Bedtime Scrolling

The act of going trough social one last time before going to bed. Usually done in your bed.
Well huny, its time for me for some bedtime scrolling and then Im off to bed.
by Crashy873 August 22, 2019
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Sunken scroll

A lost piece of literature found by exploring the ocean.
usually soggy.
Jared apparently dug up a sunken scroll while on a scuba trip!
by snotyoyo.gif April 21, 2022
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sour scrolling

This is when you are scrolling on social media and the more you scroll, the more angry, bitter, irritated, or sour you get. It happens all the time.
Kelsie: "OMG! Can you believe that Luna is going to Greece?!?! I'm so jelly!"
Rachel: ""Yeah, whatever. (continues looking into her phone with a scowl)"
Kelsie: "Hey! You know you can just stop it with the sour scrolling and be irritated with what's happening in your life!"
Rachel: "You mean like you being that bitch almost daily? Nay to that yay!"
by von groovy August 13, 2024
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Edge Scrolling

When you are scrolling through pornographic websites while edging. Usually due to being unable to pick a video or due to seeing something better a little more down. Synonymous with "Scroll Edging" and very similar to "Goon Scrolling" also the point of edge scrolling is to eventually nut while Goon Scrolling can simply mean pleasuring one's self whilst not going all the way.
"I couldn't decide on blonde or brunette so I ended up just edge scrolling."
by Sponuts August 05, 2024
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