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Schlinky

n. pl shlink.ies

A combination of the word schlong and the once popular toy slinky. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong.
Milkman was about to bang that chick at the party but she refused once he unveiled his schlinky.
by the master of many tongues September 25, 2010
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I love you Schwindas

A state of drunken emotional intensity in which you love everyone, including Schwinda, whoever that may be.
Rhonda: I laaaaavvveee you. I laave everyone. I laaave my drinnk, I laave my hand holding the drink... I laaaaaavee it alll!
Natasha:Oh girrrrl. Here we go again! She's got the I love you Schwindas.
by Tashatatatatata March 31, 2011
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Schvingt

Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.
Ill take your mum up the schvingt!

My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!

U fuckin dumb schvingt!
by tOmmy May 7, 2004
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schmin schmin schmon

In Alishawokawokaland (formally known as Grehajir(east asia, minimal popularity)), Schmin schmin schmon means

hey, hello there

however,
schmin can mean three things,
schmin=Hey/Hello/Hi

:)

Soon, Alishawokawokalish will be talk of the streets because Queen Alishawokawoka brought it down.
People are already posting bullitins

Schmin schmin schmon is the new "ohaiderr"

schmon s
Greta says :Schmin schmin schmon!
Sexbombjohn says:ohaiderr
Greta says:It's alishawokawokalish, have you bought your dictionary.
by Alishawokawoka April 19, 2009
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schvincter plumber

is someone who prefers to plumb mens holes with his own wrench and nuts.

if a man goes in his toilet and finds theres either a blockage/leak or hes just a bit of a gaylord if you get my meaning then he'll call round his schvincter plumber to fix it for him with his big tool.
a regular fun boy whos reliable, on time and does his job to a high standard of gayness when you require him to and then goes away.
"oh great... i just had that hole fixed last week, it might need to be 'broke in' again to get it running smoothly"
"tut, my pipe is a bit chafed down there, i'll need to call my schvincter plumber to release the blockage" etc
by jonny rotten pants June 24, 2009
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Schlingo

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.
Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?
by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011
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schrindog

When you dip your wang in the brown Brisbane river and go ham at a hot dog bun until you collapse.
I might go and schrindog under the bridge tonight
by Brisbanter November 2, 2022
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