Ranch pussy

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus

Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.

Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy

by cheetospicy July 8, 2019

Ranch Wars

This a fun game to play with your friends, in this game you and your friend try to see who can cover their ballsack first with a mcdonalds ranch packet.

"Man this sucks ryan just beat me in Ranch Wars

by Datboicade December 9, 2019

gay ranch

Is a ranch commonly found in South Carolina. The first was founded by the Game Cocks in 1847 located inside Hidden Valley Ranch. First dick hand was Robert E Lee.

Have you ever visited that Gay Ranch in South Carolina?

by j g wentworth September 15, 2012

ranch hand

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.

I don't really have a ranch hand

by lazyassloser April 5, 2004

Pussy Ranch

The cum that leaks out of a pussy after ejaculation. Often tangy and pairs well with a tossed salad.

"Oh shit Stacy, I came inside. I hope you like pussy ranch."

by awh13 August 19, 2016

ranch drunk

(adverb) (chiefly Australian) - The most intoxicated due to alcohol it is possible to get without the consequence of actual death, or, death related problems. Usually used as a static definitive reference point for intoxication.

Mike: "I was in the city last night"
Ross: "Yeah? Were you drunk?"
Mike: "Yeah, but i wasn't ranch drunk".

by Ross the Sauce November 2, 2006

ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)

melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019