Phoon

A type of dive coined by the MacElroy family in episode 7 of The Adventure Zone: Amnesty. it is described as the first part of a jackknife except you don't uncurl before you dive, combining the worst aspects of a belly-flop, while also drenching anyone in the surrounding area.

Our father did the perfect phoon. he phooned into the water like an idiot, drenching his poor children.

by NedChicane May 30, 2018

plonka

a voodoo temptress from the Civil War era who breeds on gentlemen who have drank to the point of being blackout

I don't know what to say. I was plonka-ed last night.

by Brick Tamblin September 26, 2005

Plooger

When you unexpectedly stick your finger up someones ass.

when some girl is walking up the stairs or laying on the bed and u sneak up and stick ur finger in their asshole and yell PLOOGER!

by Harry1123 March 13, 2009

Plonked

When something is dumped in front of you.

I will just use whatever is plonked in front of me.

by altm8511 January 24, 2012

ploofy

ploofy = fluffy+poofy= fuzzystuff= kittens= Cats= Patches= blanket =doorway =opening =shaft =cave =hidden treasure

ploofy = hidden treasure

margret: this map leads to some ploofy

by dragons000000 November 4, 2006

Plonker

someone stupid.

someone who is scared of and gets attacked by squirrels is a plonker.

by xJess. June 28, 2010

plonker

A stupid person
A penis

Look at that fucking plonker!
I stuck my big fat plonker up her arse!

by KL June 27, 2003