1 definition by NedChicane
A type of dive coined by the MacElroy family in episode 7 of The Adventure Zone: Amnesty. it is described as the first part of a jackknife except you don't uncurl before you dive, combining the worst aspects of a belly-flop, while also drenching anyone in the surrounding area.
Our father did the perfect phoon. he phooned into the water like an idiot, drenching his poor children.
by NedChicane April 24, 2018