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Aaron Parsons

One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.
I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall
by Dalil December 21, 2019
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Lily Parsons

girlfriend of the infamous, Caleb Webb, who night I add is quite the noble steed
Me: « Yooo Derek did u hear Lily Parsons is dating Caleb Webb!
Derek: « Whatttt! No way I thought she was dating Sam!?!?
by Flattened_pennyhead69420 September 23, 2020
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You've got to be fucking kidding me! Pardon my french, but that's insane!
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