moon tan

very pale white skin, suggesting they dont see much sun light and making a joke out ov the possiblity of tanning under moon light

nice moon tan
how ya goin moon tan
get ya moon tan out

moon tan by piechart October 14, 2008

moon on a stick 

when one wishes to have it all

"would you like anything else? the moon on a stick perhaps?"

moon on a stick by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Moon Stuff 

North Side slang for PCP

Homey 1: Hey dawg! Yo got some of that Moon Stuff?

Homey 2: You trippin' Rogue! That shit's bad news!

Moon Stuff by ZXY&ABC February 27, 2019

moon crater 

an asshole thats been severly fucked by an moon cock

my moon cock fucked that ass so hard when i was done it looked like a moon crater!

moon crater by cherish August 16, 2012

moon burn 

What Irish people and goths get when they go out at night, because they're just that pale. Even the moonlight is too intense for them.

"Can't we perform our dark ritual inside? I'll get moon burned!"

moon burn by Chernorizets Hrabr July 19, 2004

Moon Head 

A person with either:
A large fore-head
A Head almost as large as the moon itself

John: hey you have a moon head.

Ben: yeah I know I have

Moon Head by MoonHead2kbig June 22, 2011

Moon Landing

When two men (or women) are changing clothes in a locker room with their backs to eachother, and they bend over to pull down their pants at the same time by accident. This results in their asses touching eachother. Thus, a moon landing.

Brad and Billy are getting ready for football practice, and they both happen to pull down their pants at the same time.

Brad: "Woa dude! What the heck man?"
Billy: "What's wrong with you?"
Brad: "Your ass just touched mine!"
Billy: "Awe come on, you can't tell me this is your first moon landing."
Brad: "There's a name for it?"

Moon Landing by 7-String April 5, 2010