Kernes

Someone who is extremely short and gullible.

You fell for that?! Gosh your such a Kernes.

by Rapper11 July 9, 2011

Kernaux

shy, delicate creature that often sunbathes in my garden. without sunglasses coz he feels kind of safe. (he is.) loves to play with me like i was a ball or something. acts intimidated when i kick it back though. i watch and study his body when he's here. lanky, raw-boned, pale, freckled, cute. with a hairy head almost like a hiding place but i can see his eyes so its all good. wonder what its like to be touched by him or what he feels like inside or the sounds he makes. maybe i should ask him over next time. would that be indecent. vulgar. for a shy, delicate one like me.

Kernaux is in my garden! He brought a trolley case this time. Not the small plastic bag that he usually has.
Kernaux! I am here!

by Krkič December 27, 2020

kernel bag

When you take a massive shit and some corn sticks to the back of your balls.

Damn, I ate a shit load of corn; I hope I don't get kernel bag.

by Frosty Dice 2 electric boogalo August 18, 2021

kernius

nerd

"omg he is such a Kernius"

by 44447635494hdfjdrj May 23, 2022

Diddy Kerns

A real bad ass, has the money of P diddy, but a badass reputation.

"Man you ain't no Diddy Kerns or nuthin"
or
"Bitch stop tryin to act all Diddy Kerns n shit"

by Jim Jonts April 26, 2006

Sernernt Burnt Kernt

Little sisters who live on poppy street, 1120 to be exact.

Hey Wendi, Sernernt Bernt Kernt.

by goatee January 14, 2004

Kernbehindert

German word
Eng. Core disabled
It is the state someone is in if he does something realy stupid but it works out just fine.

I am not stupid, i am kernbehindert.

by Percepticus March 29, 2017