situational tourettes

accidentally using "key phrases" in awkward situations.

She experienced situational tourettes by saying to her Uncle who is in the hospital dying, " Well, you only live once!"

While talking to a person of short stature she suffered from situational tourettes by saying, "well, I might not be smart, but at least I'm tall!"

by jaw1974 April 2, 2013

situationship ex

Someone who you were once involved in a situationship with.

Bob: Really? It was that bad? You weren't even in a relationship with her.
Joe: Yeah. She's a situationship ex.

by bruh421 July 4, 2023

Darkness Situation

A particular point in time in which the you inside has died and is replaced with an all consuming void of suffering. Usually occurs at the beginnings and ends of academic terms.

"this semester fucked me up man."
"yeah, we've got a real darkness situation here"

by the sneaky snake May 3, 2018

Dickball Situation

Being forced into a situation that is less than ideal.

Timmy can’t go to the show tonight because he has to work. That is a complete dickball situation.

by Toots McGoots June 28, 2018

The Situation

The greatest criminal of all time

Mob boss: gentlemen what’s the situation

The situation: *walks in* “oh that’s me”

by D. Wayne November 10, 2019

lesbian situationship

what those bitches in sally rooney books have going on.

"What happens to Frances and Bobbi at the end of Conversations with Friends?"
"They're in an unresolved lesbian situationship."

by lesbiankarlmarx February 15, 2023

rum situation

A really shitty situation that is so bad it burns your soul like a shot of foul nasty rum. Eventually it will lead to rum blindness.

Kids: our dad died and left us with all kinds of unresolved feelings and also left us in a struggle to gain control of his company.

Step-dad: it's a rum situation

Chiefly British

by KatyMarley April 17, 2023