Garking

Bending over to suck one's own dick, usually performed by a man

When Reina walked in on Matt garking, she was disgusted, but oddly intrigued.

by WTFJapan July 16, 2016

garkein

Someone of extreme nerdity. Strong body odour and plays runescape.

What a twat, what a garkein!

by John Stansfield December 23, 2006

Glarry

Refers to boobs that are hairy, lumpy, and/or have bad nipple placement.

Guy #1: Dude, last night i nailed a chick with lumpy, hairy titties with bad nipple placement.
Guy #2: Ew dude, she had Glarry's.

by qwdscfghjkiuyt September 26, 2010

Rapist Glare

Could also be called the Creep Stare, a look given that silently says "You + Me = Sexy times", could be given from across the room - i.e a restaurant, park etc. The look is given knowingly and usually twinned with a Rapist Grin or a Pervert Grin. Rapey

Annie: "Look over there. Billy is totally giving me the rapist glare"
Coco: "Give back the 'I'll-burn-your-balls glare'"

by SomethingImportant July 7, 2011

Glack

Pussy fluid so sticky that it can be used as a powerful glue.

I couldn't pull out of the bitch because I was stuck in all her glack.

by Glime Masta July 16, 2003

glarpo

- a vagina that's easy.

I totally flarped her glarpo.

by theFlarper August 3, 2010

glargknok vagina

3 foot wide vagina with razer sharp teeth that will eat you and is not fun to have sex with

i did not want to have sex with the glargknok vagina because i want to keep my penis intack with my body so i had sex with a little boy instead.

by crazymonkeyboy October 11, 2011