flactate

to fart milk.

Oooh, I just flactated.

by squeaky09 December 28, 2009

Flaccid Wang

When your penis is soft, or you do not have an erection.

"Oh my god, his dick was so soft, but it was the biggest flaccid wang I have ever seen!"

by bungmaster69 May 31, 2015

Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!

Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn

by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016

Flaccid

Floppy, or limp. like an old lettuce leaf.

Crikey Charley! That lettuce is as flaccid as your ex-boyfriend!

by LukeWw July 12, 2022

flacker

some one who is a faker and a slacker

jhon was such a flacker at work today

by invader horizongreen March 18, 2011

Flaccid Penis

Similar to the use of the word "pussy" as an insult, "flaccid penis" is a more appropriate term for backing out of important decisions and events due to fear.

Him: I really want to ask this girl out, but I don't know if I can
Her: Don't be a flaccid penis! Go for it!

by FightingOneFP-AtA-TimeAJ May 29, 2018

flach

To fuck a womans pussy hard untill she cums,

Also Used as Flached; If a woman has cum from being fuked hard.

Also Used as Flaching; If a man is in the middle of fucking a womans pussy hard making her cum.

Hey sean, you gonna flach that honey tonite?.... Yeah, i am.

by Redmond May 7, 2004