fatard

n: one who is or has become so obese that his physical movements are drastically impaired (as if he were retarded).

The poor fatard can't even get up to go to the bathroom anymore.

by vinniemese August 16, 2008

Fatassery

1) The act of eating like a fat ass.

2) Eating things only a pregnant woman would crave, while not pregnant.

3) The feeling you get after eating until you feel sick.

I'm going to go indulge my fatassery and eat some pickles and ice cream. Or maybe bacon and syrup.

by usababe08 January 27, 2012

Fatatude

Also spelled fattitude, this word refers to the general attitude or vibe of an obese individual. This may include, but is not limited to, gratuitous eating of everything within reach, unwillingness to be photographed or seen in a bathing suit, and a trundling, constipated stride. A person with a fattitude may be stuck up or unreasonably self-important.

Boy, you better lose that fatatude before you end up looking like your 350-pound mother.

by Ncx April 16, 2006

fatal

adj. exceedingly insane, especially regarding an action done to a significant other (e.g., spying, excessive calling)

The bitch is fatal. She was creepin' up on Quinton all night long!

by Rick November 27, 2004

fataphobia

person who has a fear of fat people and who constantly insults them.

Yvonne's fataphobia has caused her to shy away from people with unusally large girths because a FAT person sat on her as a child!

by Danielle April 6, 2005

fatal attraction

"Fatal Attraction" is a movie about a married man who has an adulterous one-night stand. Then the woman he slept with stalks him and terrorizes his family.

That bitch is crazy! She's liable to go "Fatal Attraction" on your ass.

by Silky Smooth February 16, 2004

fatarded

Short for fucking retarded. Meaning very very stupid. Can add even more emphasis by saying fucking fatarded.

After Joel put a staple into his head by accident I said, "You're so fucking fatarded."

by Ryan December 22, 2002