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Fatatude 

The general attitude of a fat person. Your sterotypical person with a fatatude would be: fat, obnoxious, full of themselves, and loud. Often they are women, and often these women have stomachs that stick out further than their boobs. People with fatatudes often carry food with them at all times.
Ben: Dude, that bitch has a serious fatatude.
Jason: Yeah man, she really needs to stop piggin out.

"Mary has serious fatatude problems. Maybe she should lose some weight."
Fatatude by Havoc737903 March 12, 2006
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Fatatude 

Also spelled fattitude, this word refers to the general attitude or vibe of an obese individual. This may include, but is not limited to, gratuitous eating of everything within reach, unwillingness to be photographed or seen in a bathing suit, and a trundling, constipated stride. A person with a fattitude may be stuck up or unreasonably self-important.
Boy, you better lose that fatatude before you end up looking like your 350-pound mother.
Fatatude by Ncx April 16, 2006
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fatitude 

noun., an overweight person who has a bad attitude because of it. Tends to be very angry at the world for no reason.
That fat bitch Fallory needs to lose her fatitude.
fatitude by Justin and Kyle December 12, 2008

fatitude 

A condition where an obese person confuses their fatness girth for muscle girth and acts tough because of their mistake, thinking their mass will intimidate others despite a lack of actual physical fitness. Usually a person with fatitude has a lot of lung power but not much actual physical strength and tire rapidly in any actual fights.
Wow, Greg sure has a bad case of fatitude that needs to get adjusted.

fatitude 

(noun) Rudeness or aggressive behavior derived from an obese person's assumption that their girth provides them with free license to get in your way, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire not to press up against their lard. Just because you take up more space does not entitle you to other people's space.
The 300-pound woman next to me on the plane had a serious fatitude; her arms were halfway into my seat for the entire flight.
fatitude by RyMacD May 29, 2007

Fatitude 

1. The disillusioned sense of entitlement and superiority obese people exude because they blame the world for their problems.

2. Having false expectations that things are supposed to get easier without even trying to change.
Mike: "My obese friend said she doesn't understand why she isn't losing weight right before chugging a 2 liter bottle of soda."

Dan: "She really suffers from a bad fatitude!"
Fatitude by Galen Baltar June 6, 2013

fatitude 

(n.) The state of being fat and not caring.
Dang - that bitch just ate a whole pizza! She got some serious fatitude!
fatitude by FunkyB February 11, 2009
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