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Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.
Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?
by Taida.uwu March 15, 2020
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Anal Clencher

Something that really makes the anus clench. For example, something happens which is totally unexpected and shocking.
Coen: I was doing an obby in Roblox but fell near the end and had to restart from the beginning.

Brody: Damn son, that's one real anal clencher right there.
by Teej Maheej April 9, 2020
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gut clencher

When you laugh so hard at a joke or video that you have to grab your stomach just to help you breath
Those Markipler videos are gut clenchers I'm not even kidding
by daddylion July 5, 2020
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Colonial Clenching

When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up
Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching
by TheSnazzyJacket March 5, 2021
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Caterpillar Clench

In other words the vaigina as a grabbing tool.
We went on a date and I got my Johnson caught in her Caterpillar Clench, no complaints
by The Gitfiddl3r May 24, 2021
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Botrastimo ClenchDajon

Botrastimo ClenchDajon is a fine man.
by RoxeeKodone July 1, 2021
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Superman Clench

When someone, while riding a dick, clenches their ass so hard that it cuts the blood circulation off.
Oh men, that girl was a 10/10 but she sure got a Superman Clench you know?
by SmileyFarts October 15, 2021
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