branch

can be used to describe a person who is thin but not as thin as someone who is a twig. This person has a particularly small butt/small tits.

I'm a twig.
Nah man you're more of a branch.

by rainy220 February 16, 2021

branched

When someone starts a topic, that has little or nothing to do with the main conversation.

Often moves away from the center of the main conversation.

Person 1: I recently had a really bad car crash... my whole car is wrecked.
Person 2: Man i think my social anxieties really causes an issue for me.
Person 1: I mean that sucks man but you just branched the conversation.

by Karl Phoenix November 17, 2021

sandy branch

When you're having intercourse on a beach.

Yeah man, I gave her the sandy branch after sunset.

by jaredg August 2, 2017

Pussy-Branching

A man that has a relationship with a woman, but is always looking to up his situation with another woman.

Mark is pussy-branching is way to a new car!

by Seasoned monkey brancher April 1, 2024

Rowan Branch

A caucasian male who fucks dogs and eats their tight little pussys.

Rowan Branch fucked my dog until it died.

by efeiihjrjet December 17, 2018

billy rubans branch manager

an stupid person who believes their in charge of something.

Mike Palmer is a billy rubans branch manager.

by A.G.P. June 24, 2023

Tree Branch Sniffler

When someone puts their dick in another persons nose

Dude! Get your dick out my face you almost gave me a tree branch sniffler!

by GoonMaster11 February 28, 2024