hobo blanket

Peeing yourself to keep warm while sleeping.

I forgot to bring a blanket. Guess I should hobo blanket.

by pimpchimp November 13, 2011

Whiskey blanket

They feeling of warmth one gets after taking shots of whiskey, often desired in the cold winter months.

"Man, aren't you cold out here with no jacket?"

"Nah man, I've been drinking whiskey all night; I've got my whiskey blanket on."

by Candola December 15, 2013

Spank-it Blanket

A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.

I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.

by thatonegirl93 February 13, 2017

Like shit to a blanket

To be stuck to someone or something like shit to a blanket means that you are very attached to a person or thing and spend alot of time with them or it

Ryan: Kellie won't leave me alone !
Lauren: she is stuck to you like shit to a blanket !

by Shocker Los April 22, 2017

cum blanket

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.

Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!

by jamie March 4, 2003

Blanket Ass

A slang term used to describe an American Indian. Steming from the earlier tribes wearing of loin cloth type garments. Might piss a rez dog off inciting an ass whooping.

Last night I was one drunk blanket ass!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

baby blanket

n. the layer of excess new humanity threatening to consume the earth's resources.

All these people twinsing and tripleting are creating a baby blanket that will cover the earth in spit-up and used diapers.

by gnostic1 April 27, 2011