cheese bagging

The vegetarian version of 'Wolf Bagging'. (Note the vegan version has never been attempted as most vegans are virgins + creme is normally involved in the latter stages of 'Cheese Bagging').

During anal sex, the male takes charge of a large block of mature Cheddar cheese and at the point of ejaculation pounds the Kidney area of his partner with hard cheese. The more mature the cheese the greater the sensation (See also 'The Gripper', 'Slackers' and 'Silverback').

This in turn makes the victim retch and the anal cavity constrict increasing pleasure for the Cheese Bagger. This is Cheese Bagging.

by James S D Wright January 12, 2008

double bagging

Similar to the act of brown bagging. Two bags are needed. One puts a bag over the girls head and then puts one over his own head in case the girl's bag falls off and he would have been unpleasantly forced to see her busted face.

-Yo broski, i'm drunk as fuck, horney as wilt chamberlain, and this girl is sweatin my nuts like a fat guy in a sauna; but she looks like christopher walken.
-No worries bro! Every thought about double bagging? It's the best thing since the fleshlight!
-Good idea, thanks shameless frat guy!

-Aww shit...i have been shotgunning maddog 20/20 and Vladies Vodka for six hours, i havnt gotten laid in a fortnight, this bitch will take it in the ass like ava devine, but her face resembles Steve Buscemi...good thing i don't have a soul and i'm down for double bagging anytime night or day, summer or winter, guy or girl!
- those who don't rep the durst

by Jack "Prince of the Durst" aka "Bishop Don Juan Dursty" January 16, 2008

black-bagging

When law enforcement/government agents break into your house, kidnap you and murder you for political reasons

Please stop posting things suggesting that you are willing to riot because if this escalates anywhere near a civil war type situation you will be a victim of black-bagging

by SexHaver212 June 13, 2020

turd bagging

Similar to cheese bagging but highly more violent and somewhat unpleasant in nature. A Male who claims to have done a spot of 'turd bagging' will generally carry himself in a particular manner, unmistakably different to the company of friends he keeps.

Part 1: One hour before anal sex, the male will unload a freshly laid turd onto a plate and place in the freezer.
Part 2: During anal sex, the male will produce his frozen turd at point of climax, proceed to reach around his partner from behind and begin to hack out his partners eyes using the frozen turd like a dagger. The unprovoked attack on the eye region causes the partner to tense up and spasm, which inturn increases the pleasure for the Turd Bagger. This is Turd Bagging

by Anthony Crane January 28, 2008

braggington

A health professional who doesn't like NHS patients and treats them like second class citizens, then braggs about it to their staff.

"Aren't you going for a check up today?" "Nope I've suffered a right braggington, - I was struck off for answering back!"

by Brucester October 10, 2006

late-night blogging

The best time of the day, where all the silent photobloggers come to life and make countless text posts about incredibly stupid but entertaining things.

Late-night blogging normally begins at around 9-10pm, and tends to end when the sun comes up and followers start logging on, expecting photos and not pointless text posts.

by hehehehahaoaoahaha July 28, 2011

phone-bagging

A phrase that an asshole of a teacher uses when they catch a student texting with their phone hiding in their bag. This said teacher can normally be found teaching Chemistry.

Mr. Halliday took away my phone because he caught me “phone-bagging”

I only phone-bag because all the teacher does is talk about how we should drop out

by VonSteuben January 8, 2018