xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

by Michael July 26, 2004

Xylophone Fuckery

A word that relates to the act of mischief, foolery, acting retarded.

"What kind of xylophone fuckery are those two twits up to now?"

by RandyL October 16, 2003

XYZ

examine your zipper, your flyin low

You see someone whos flyin low "Hey buddy!! XYZ"

by itSme4256 May 11, 2008

Xymon

If you meet a xymon, then you are very lucky because he is very hot, funny, sexy. He is also very unique and talkative

Girl 1: OMG did you meet him? He was very cool
Girl 2: Yeah, you just met a xymon

by El Banyo September 18, 2018

Playing the xylophone

When a man smacks his penis against a very skinny (must have ribcage showing) girl's ribcage.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.

"Dude, I played her xylophone last night"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"

by Borthwick March 16, 2009

X&y

Commonly denoted scientific way of describing a male's sex chromosomes.

Males are X&Y,
Females are XX
and there's all kinds of other crap in between

by DogE July 28, 2008

Xyreo

He is one of the best reddit users. Actually he is ass.

It is an adaptation of the word Xyro, which means "Gift of god", and it has an aborginal origin.

The word Xyreo is pronounced in two ways:
1) as Zyro
2)Zy-reo

I am just so Xyreo.

by puusi March 4, 2022