Hockey Wiener

It's a wiener with high stamina and great performance capabilities

I may have a small wiener, but at least it's a Hockey Wiener.

I want that Hockey Wiener of yours right now!

I dont want a big Penis. all girls real want is a Hockey Wiener

by russian21 April 29, 2010

wiener turds

Wiener Turds are when your asshole gets sown shut & the Dr re-routes your colon so you shit out your dick. Supposedly you have to take medicine every time you eat so your shit is of a runny consistancy thus able to pass through the penis. wiener turds. An urban legend or just the product of a warped mind? You decide.

Ever since Josh had that operation, Im afraid to suck his dick because a big wad of wiener turds might shoot out of there!

by Queen of the Unicorn,her Grace August 17, 2010

spoon no wiener

the act of one individual spooning another without the acts of kissing, heavy petting or raccoon sex present. those who have attempted this feat of strength inevitably fall to the power of the wiener and thus, spoon no wiener has never been achieved.

christyn: any of you boys wanna spoon no wiener? random hottie: hells yea!

by spector victim June 9, 2009

Wiener Buster

when you get a boner and you somehow fall and land with your wiener vertical and your body horizontal, injuring your poor LITTLE wiener.

i fell yesterday and it was a wiener buster

by PENISology January 8, 2010

wiener wrap

When a man wraps an uncooked crescent roll around his wiener and sticks it in the oven till it's baked to perfect, at this point he may allow the women of his choosing to eat the delicious treat of his junk an enjoy some biscuits and cream.

Georgina loves to scarf up wiener wraps when the holidays come around.

by pairy henis January 1, 2012

wiener guzzler

one who inserts wieners into their mouth at an extreme pace.

Kid 1: "Wow, Tobiashi (jap) sure is a wiener guzzler, did you see him mow down Jeff Gube's (fat american) wee-wee last night?"

Kid 2: "Wow, I didn't know japs could polish off such big wieners so fast."

by Jeff Cumonface November 28, 2007

clit wiener

oversized, long clitoris resembling the shape of a hotdog or male genitalia.

she just slapped me with her clit wiener.

i didn't see any cameltoe, but i saw her clit wiener through those pants!

by helpmefindmysnuggie September 9, 2010