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Banger Tweet

person 1: that's a banger Tweet
person 2; no that's @Ranboo
by HerobrineKinnie420 October 11, 2020
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tweet dream

Oh man... last night I had a tweet dream in which Kim Kardashian retweeted a tweet of my own... what a wet dream!
by rperazag July 27, 2010
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robo-tweet

Automatic direct messages (DM's) used by Twitter users. Often used to send a DM to new followers, or as auto-replies when on vacation.
Ellen was all jazzed and shit to get a DM from THE_REAL_SHAQ, but it was just a robo-tweet.
by jt_urban January 12, 2009
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tweet tard

Anyone who uses and abuses Twitter. Tweeting about anything and everything. Anyone who feels the need to update about every mundane act throughout the day from the waking up "good morning" tweet to the going to bed "good night" tweet and every shit they take inbetween.

Anyone that follows any celebrity extensively on twitter.

However, anyone who tweets to makes fun of tweet tards tweets would not be considered a tweet tard.
Dude, did you Sarah Palin's twiter about Death Panels? They are for real!

I can't believe you even follow her on twitter, she's such a tweet tard.
by x2daztimes3 September 4, 2009
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golden tweet

A tweet with exactly 140 characters and proper spelling and grammar.
Holy shit; I just made a golden tweet!
by GuestD April 6, 2015
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Snail tweet

A conventional postcard. As with Twitter, there is limited space for conveying the message.
You should see the snail tweet I got from Mary, while she was over in New Zealand. The scenery is gorgeous. She says she doesn't want to come home.
by cwhaley April 24, 2009
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Inside Tweeting

When you have so many followers on Twitter that you can exploit them with any tweet about your stock portfolio, creating artificial demand and causing prices to skyrocket, making you tons of money.
50 Cent's inside tweeting about H&H Import creating a jump from $0.10 to $0.39 per share:

"HNHI is the stock symbol for TVG there launching 15 different products. they are no joke get in now."
by Carbomb January 18, 2011
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