turtler

A turtler is someone in RTS (real time strategy) games who likes to set up base defences first in order to secure an expanding production line.

This type of behavior usually provides an advantage near the end of the game, since this player will have the more efficient production setup compared to the player that is forced to rush him out in order to take him out.

When two players are in a duel and they're both turtle-ing... be prepared for a long silent beginning of the match and a climactic ending..

I'm a turtler, since if I am not taken out early-game, I will dominate.

by cappie2000 October 20, 2009

Giant thumb in a turtleneck

Slang for penis

I don't see what the big deal is about a penis, it looks just like a giant thumb in a turtleneck.

by thumb in a turtleneck December 3, 2009

turtle's head

When you are having a life threatening shit. It partially comes out of your anus and gets stuck because it is too big and strong to slide out easily.

The anus cannot cut through it. It will not go back inside. The only way is to power through and hope you do not blow your anus out. If you are lucky this ordeal will be over within minutes.

It won't come out, it won't go back, it's Turtle's heads! - Turtles' Heads by the Macc Lads.

by For Christ Sake! December 4, 2016

TurtleDipper

when you are taking a shit and your penis falls into the toilet water

i just had a TurtleDipper man.

by Mike Blumberg June 20, 2008

ninja turtle generation

Those born between years 1983-1990, not later, maybe a year or two earlier.

It's no wonder the rest of the world is so fucked up, they weren't born in the Ninja Turtle Generation.

by wasoncejake August 10, 2005

turtlebeak

When you encounter a turd while having anal sex.

I was fucking Sara in the ass when suddenly my cock hit a turtlebeak!

by Flendon July 15, 2006

turtlepenie

A man with a tiny penis, that hides inside his body when he is about to have sexual intercourse.

Max had total turtlepenie last night.

by NatalieMN November 24, 2006