Oct 3 Word of the Day
I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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Term used to describe when you are in desperate need of a shit and the crap starts to nudge your underwear.
Wheres the bathroom, I've got a turtles head coming through.
by Anonymous May 11, 2003
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When you are having a life threatening shit. It partially comes out of your anus and gets stuck because it is too big and strong to slide out easily.

The anus cannot cut through it. It will not go back inside. The only way is to power through and hope you do not blow your anus out. If you are lucky this ordeal will be over within minutes.
It won't come out, it won't go back, it's Turtle's heads! - Turtles' Heads by the Macc Lads.
by For Christ Sake! December 04, 2016
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The initial protrusion of a stool though the teal towel holder ,the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin. See also touching cloth; touching socks.
I better rush off mate, the turtles head is getting curious and wants to come out to build me a log cabin.
by Moose McEvil December 06, 2005
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The first part of a turd that will poke itself out for air, when yo' ass is fit to bust.
'When the turtle's head pops out, you're on borrowed time...'
by ant July 26, 2004
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