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trumpster diving

Digging up dirt and trashing political opponents. Sinking to the lowest depths in political dialog.
I will no go trumpster diving to win an election.
by Shewfly April 30, 2016
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Trumpeteer

The Trumpeteer's are marching to the white house
by The Frog Hopper August 24, 2015
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Trumpeting

(verb): to bellow, rant, vehemently whine, or otherwise blow out metaphorical hot air. To demand attention, throw a tantrum or have a fit. To fill a space with as much shrill noise & self-righteousness as possible. To lie, loudly & "bigly." To pander to the gullible & rile up the immoral & willfully ignorant. To distract, manipulate & play your supporters like a musical instrument with your tiny, tiny hands.
"Dude... It's 3:00 a.m. & your weird theatre major roommate won't shut up about how his ex stole the his youth & the best years of his life, & how there's some vast conspiracy preventing his success & disallowing anyone to recognize his otherwise obvious genius. Evidently he thinks the world revolves around him?"

"I know, I'm sorry man. Just ignore him, he's Trumpeting, again."
by Kuaishou December 29, 2018
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Monterey Trumpet Trolley

A perverse sexual act involving a combination of a Cleveland Steamer, Facial, and Dirty Sanchez. Also referred to as the 'MTT'.
"I gave that bitch the Monterey Trumpet Trolley, and after she cleaned the shit and cum off her face, she straight bugged out!"
by Merrstacks September 6, 2007
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trumpeting penis

A trumpeting penis is when a overly large penis shoots a bursting load on a face, pauses and then shoots two to five more huge loads before finishing with a final dribble
Carls trumpeting penis coverd her whole face like a ten man bukkake !
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Butt trumpet

A loud flatulation. An uncontrollable/involuntary but audibly noticeable fart.
"That Mexican food sure gave me a case of butt trumpets."
by Malcolm Nicoll April 17, 2006
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Spunk Trumpet

Pretty young lady ideal for a blasting with love glue.
I pulled a bird last night, what a little spunk trumpet.
by JP Golf Pro January 14, 2009
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