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teri gaand mein haathi ka lund!

my mokeys is jumping on my asshole and it is hurting
shit goddamn fuck teri gaand mein haathi ka lund! that damn monkey.
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Tempie Love

A theatrical being. Someone who is happiest performing for people.She can be nice but when she's pushed she can be a Real bitch. Tempie Love's are usally short and in a way remind you of a doll. Tempie's go for the bad guys at first but in the end they always fall in love with a good guy.
Hey are you going to see Tempie Love's show tonight.

Hey arent Tempie and Kyron together?
by TechSpy December 25, 2012
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Tearini

Tearini is the most amazing person ever! She may seem quiet but she soo isnt! Once you take the time to get to know her she is one of the best people you will ever meet and sooo PRETTY! She is funny and nice and a party er all at the same time! She is always there for you and makes you laugh. She is the best person you will ever meet, if your lucky enough to
If she look sexy ,, She's a Tearini !
by LilyAnne October 8, 2013
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tearing trifecta

When three guys have penises above 7.243 inches and penetrate the anal cavity without lube.
Girl: Hello
3 guys: Are you ready for the tearing trifecta?
Girl: What?
3 guys: Prepare your anus.
by Analpenetrator96 March 21, 2016
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tempia

A beautiful, smart, talented girl. Booty stays poppin and style stay slaying. Has the whitest teeth and attracts all the cute boys. 10/10 could steal your man.
Boy 1: woah, did you see Tempia today?
Boy 2: yeah! I was almost blinded by that smile!!
Boy 1: she's so beautiful! I'm leaving my girlfriend to date her!
Boy 2: only if you beat me to it!!
by Prettygirl627 March 31, 2017
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Tedris

a ship consisting of the two characters from tumblr, z-toons Kid'n'Teenagers, Ted and Chris.
Man, I want to ship Tedris.
by iamaloser May 30, 2018
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Tempinerra

The Phenomenon of how time can go by fast or slow for people.

Theoretically: Is there actually a fixed speed of time.
Guy 1: That exam seemed like it took 3 hours!
Guy 2: Yeah, me too, even though it took only 1 hour. It must have been Tempinerra.
by Money≠Respect June 15, 2018
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