wet stock

A post used to cum on by a group of friends used for entertainment and fun

Hey man lets do a wet stock tonight!

by John lenhoda June 28, 2023

Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying

Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick

by Samy roberts August 22, 2011

Stock iron

A derogatory term used to describe players in the video game Minecraft that are wearing full unenchanted iron armor as opposed to something better such as enchanted diamond armor. It is often used in PvP game modes such as UHCs.

xX_MinecraftGod_Xx (wearing full enchanted diamond armor): lol kill that dude he’s just a stock iron
TryhardLuke72 (also full enchanted diamond): ok lol, brb
Stock iron: *gets absolutely obliterated in 2 seconds by TryhardLuke72’s diamond sword*

by Idc48374927 February 6, 2020

stocks and socks

Wearing Birkenstock sandals and bulky wool socks

She wearing stocks and socks

by TeraMenno April 25, 2016

Stocking Stuffer

When your fisting a girl and her pussy's so wide you can stuff it with two fists

i surprised her with a stocking stuffer and she finally got off

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

stock transfer

When you fart into someone else's arse.

I performed a stock transfer with Matt last night, he took my fart in his arse.

by Rhife July 19, 2016

take stock in

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.

I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.

by Lauren February 9, 2003