spoingy

When something has that extra soft 'feel' to it. Not quite springy, not quite boingy. spoingy.

1. I have a spoingy bed

by Oil June 19, 2003

Smoking Penis

1. Fucking up.

2. Committing an act of complete buffoonery.

3. Talking some crazy bullshit.

I sent you to the store for wraps and you went and got some blueberry white owls? WTF dawg you smoking penis I ain’t hitting that

by Steve Globs March 8, 2019

Second Hand Cock Smoking

Verb. One tasting the taste of a cock (usually one's own) by kissing somebody who has just smoked a cock.

So I kissed the bitch after she blew me, and I tasted second hand cock smoking.

by Stone Costa December 21, 2008

Sporking

An phenomenon that occurs when a man and a woman are spooning, and the man gets an erection. Often leads to either anal sex, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.

Kimberly: I thought we were just spooning, but then I felt something hard between my ass cheeks and realized we were sporking.

Jessica: Cool.

by quockmacs December 22, 2009

smoking ace

the act of dispensing cocaine onto the female genitalia and having the woman proceed to queef and have it result in a poof of cocaine in mid-air followed by the second party which will attempt to inhale said poof.

brandon takes off his socks before he gets a smoking ace from a fat girl

by dc dance May 22, 2010

smoking pussy

When a cigarette is placed into a vagina, and the vaginal walls contract so as to inhale and exhale the cigarette smoke.

"Are you into smoking pussy porn?"
"No, I think cigarettes are disgusting as it is."

by Rooney101 January 22, 2010

Smoking trees

to blaze any form of ganga, marijuane, weed, dope, etc.

Sean Paul - Like Glue

Well I don't really care what people say
I don't really watch what dem waan do
Still I got to stick to my girls like glue
And I mon nah play number two
All I know the time it is gettin dread
Need alot of trees up in my head
Got alot of damsel in my bed to run dat re-eeeddd!!!!
dat re-eeeddd!!!!

by Kylito February 7, 2003