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Munt-smack

Munt-smack, verb. To smack an ugly person in the cunt.

Munt; the contracted form of munter, an ugly person.

Munt smacking is often, although not exclusively, done while the ugly person in question is asleep/passed out. Extra credit is given when munt smacking is performed with the ugly person conscious
I was at Jack's party last night, and that bitch Claire was there, passed out on the sofa after drinking a whole bottle of vodka. I've been waiting for an oppertunity to munt-smack that bitch for years, so i did, as hard as i could on her cunt. She was not impressed

I munt-smacked that bitch good and hard....
by Phaedrus1024 July 14, 2009
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aw shucks

another way of saying damn, jeepers, gosh, oh you shouldn't have, or phooey
Aw shucks. I burned off my wiener with the heater.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005
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Pud Shucker

A heterosexual feminazi pseudo-prude who hates men but still wants sex with them - provided it is vaginal only in the missionary position, thinks her shit doesn't stink, ascribes horrible personal character flaws to any guy who has ever shown interest in her, dated her, fucked her, or inevitably split from her, and badmouths those guys to every one she knows every chance she gets.

Pud shuckers never take responsibility and are always victims... even when they cause a break-up by messing around.

Beware of chicks on on dating sites who use keywords like "looking for a real man" - they are probably pud shuckers.
I saw you looking at Jacqui B. the other night. Don't go messing with her. She's a pud shucker... every ex boyfriend she's ever had is a psycho stalker or kiddy diddler.
by Jafr2 January 15, 2009
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smack my bitch up

bitch being slang for the main vain running down your arm in which heroin is usually injected.
smack is slang for the drug heroin.
put them together and you get smack my bitch up, in other words to inject heroin into your main vein in your arm.

also widely known from the famous song smack my bitch up by the prodigy.
hey man, im off to smack my bitch up whilst listening to smack by bitch up
by x-meow-meow-x April 2, 2008
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Smack

Heroin.

Also known as Dragon, Dope, Heron, Herone, Hero, Hera, H, Big H, White, China White, White Nurse, White Lady, White Horse, White Girl, White Boy, White Stuff, Boy, He, Black, Black Tar, Black Pearl, Black Stuff, Black Eagle, Brown, Brown Crystal, Brown Sugar, Brown Tape, Brown Rhine, Chiba, Chiva, Chieva, Mexican Brown, Mexican Mud, Mexican Horse, Junk, Tar, Snow, Snowball, Scag, Scat, Sack, Skunk, Number 3, Number 4, Number 8, Bombita, Brea, Blanco, Bonita, Caballo, Calbo, Carga, Carne, Chapopote, Chatarra, Chicle, Cocofan, Gato, Heroina, La Buena, La Chiva, Polvo, Tecata, Tigre, Tigre Blanco, Tigre del Norte, Vidrio and Zoquete.
Snuffaluffagus: "I'm sick, Bird. I need some smack, Bird."

- Dave Chappelle
by ROCKintheCDA November 7, 2010
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Manhattan Back Smack

The Manhattan Back Smack is when your conducting anal sex with a gagged hog tied lady while under the effect of at LEAST 10 Viagra pills, you then smack her in the back of the head with your penis until she becomes disoriented OR passes out.

You finally finish the job by unloading a sea of hot sticky man milk on to her face...Then run like hell
Jerome: Bro! Where did you disappear last night?
You: Hey you know that hot piece of ass from last Friday?
Jerome: yeah what about her?
You: Well guess who gave that bitch the Manhattan Back Smack!
by DC is STRIPPIN March 10, 2010
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Shmuckus

Pronounced “SHH-muck-us” or “SHH-muck-iss”
Tiny or small unknown particles, similar to residue. A singular Shmuck is one (1) unknown particle/residue
Damn, look at all that shmuckus you left on the table, you eat like an animal, learn to clean up after yourself you shmuck.
by :^{} August 20, 2020
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