shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

by Kevin July 26, 2004

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Danger shave

The act of attempting to shave your testicles with a standard face razor. Difficult, pointless and dangerously easy to make a mistake. Also difficult to explain what you're doing if your mum walks in.

"I had to go to hospital yesterday, had a danger shave and my hand slipped. I got four stitches!"

by Wingy December 14, 2005

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5 Shave

An alternative term for buzzcut. The term derives itself from the way closely-buzzed hair on the scalp resembles a five o'clock shadow.

"It's time for me to get a haircut. Nothing elaborate, just a 5 shave will do."

by RhythmDoc January 15, 2014

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No Shave November

This is an event to raise awareness, usually for prostate cancer, but for men's health in general. The month of November has been dubbed Movember, and participants are dubbed either Mo Bros or Mo Sistas; Mo being short for Moustache.

To participate, you start off with a clean shave on October 31st, and do not shave your moustache for the entire month of November, and then resume your regularly scheduled shaves on December 1st. While this is generally a men's event, women are welcome to show support as well, via other means.

No Shave November
www.movember.com

by JayDiddle November 8, 2011

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