seamen

(noun) A cute way of expressing semen!

"Deck the halls with creamy seamen,
falalalah, lala lalah!"

by Quakeulf January 15, 2006

seameat

fresh and sexy meat of the sea. ginger in variety, super positive and always down for karaoke.

dang guys i met this total seameat last night at the bar, he's a great singer and has stylish red hair!

by seameatfan February 6, 2013

seam

V. Male frontal wedgie where fabric of undergarments becomes wedged in the scrotal sack at the seam between the testies.

Dammit, Michael! If you make one more joke about camel toes I'm going to seam you! Trust me it hurts!

I'm going to seam you until you tear at the seam!

by MykeNMahti July 25, 2009

dry humping on seam slippage

the act of two people dry humping but in order to get more satisfaction the girl makes sure she isnt wearing panties. She then lines her clitorium up with the seam of the denim jeans that she is wearing to enhance her dry humping experience.

Catherine made sure that she had a good, hard denim seam before she started dry humping on seam slippage with Brad.

by millenium passions April 16, 2012

seeam

Fat headed boffin/weasel who has clapped teeth and is only fashionable in the Summer and not Winter. He’s the type of guy to buy the wrong sized jacket and wear black to look skinny and tall. Oh, and he also sounds like a girl :)

I’m feeling abit Seeam today!

by Plonker May 12, 2018

Full-Bodied Seaman

When a guy bangs a girl (or if he's a gandu, a guy) and spooges in her mouth. She then eagerly swallows it all and starts lickin the dick hoping for some more. Alt. spelling - full-bodied semen.

I was bangin' Kristie Lee last night and she pulled a full-bodied seaman. It was bodacious.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

seamentastic

In a celebratory manner, esp. one fitting for homosexual, Navy servicemen

The Navy-themed party at the gay bar was seamentastic.

by therearewaytoomanybooksinhere2 July 2, 2012