Swamp-Bird

Another word for swamp pussy. Generally a female with an unwashed, swamp-like vagina. Primarily used by Coal Grove middle school students.

“Damn, that bitch stank! I think she got swamp-bird!”

by Sammmmmmy69 October 11, 2019

Swamp Monster

A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.

How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!

by Swamp Monster 69 January 19, 2022

Swamp butt

The mixture between your butt cheeks of poop and sweat swamp butt will occur in humid places if you get swamp butt you will need to dry it asap or you will get river rott.

Dude I have some bad swamp butt.
I’m starting to get swamp butt.
Do you have swamp butt?

by Constapation March 11, 2022

Swamp Hag

A person (typically female) who is of abnormal physical unattractiveness.

Woah man, check out that swamp hag in the first row!

by CrimsonGhost July 14, 2004

Swamp Ass

The Feeling One gets after taking a dump and then doing physical activity resulting in sweating, Swamp Ass is the feeling that you didnt wipe well enough.

Dude i thought i didnt wipe good after my jog , but it was just swamp ass.

by Natemontz September 29, 2009

swamp donk

It is generally a hockey term especially in the minnesota scene... This girl is every hockey players last resort. She is that one broad that waits around for your phone call all night and when that phone call comes (usually around 3 am when all the half decent broads are sleeping) she'll be there on call. Be careful some tend to get clingly so lay the law down firmly. Shes not the best looking but shes dedicated to making your night better. What she lacks on looks she makes up for on expierence. They are generally treated like crap and dont care because the next day they are proud to tell their friends that they know the hockey studs personally. They are usually down for whatever which results in an intresting night for the boys. Many players regret and frown upon what they did the night before. Fortunetly this phenemonal night has its upsides like building team chemistry and chirping broads . the donks become a key component in locker room chats with the boys as the team sits on the pine sharing a friendly little chaw.

3:30 am phone call "Betty/donk come over."-- hockey player
"Be there in 5"-- Betty/ donk

"Look at that swamp donk over there. She must be a buck 50."

"i was looking forward to getting some this weekend. Don't worry those two swamps are on their way....slay"

"that swamp donk lauren is looking half decent tonight."
"Guy you literally just drank a case on your own. Don't make the same mistake i did, she almost crushed me and the smell was unbearable."

"The herd of donks just pulled in boys get ready for a battle."

by goin90 November 17, 2009

Swamp Diving

The female equivalent of a blumpkin; when a male performs oral sex on a female while she deficates into a toilet.

"What did you do last night jimmy?"
"Man, I met this freaky chick and took her home, I ended up swamp diving till early this morning".

by patrick enis February 28, 2011