The wipe that occurs hopefully after one finishes his last wipe of his shat in order to ensure the shit ticket is indeed un-skathed. This action will ensure not having a nasty case of ia
Dude, your walkin' like somebody just took a dremel to your kornhole.... sure you did the safety wipe?
by funEmahn August 31, 2004
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An example of my true love for Lord Saget:
Me: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Bob, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
Religious leaders in the future: "Sagetism is the foundation on which we stand upon, to allow us to succeed in life."
Me: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Bob, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
Religious leaders in the future: "Sagetism is the foundation on which we stand upon, to allow us to succeed in life."
by Lord Saget's Humble Disciple June 9, 2007
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Word entered to the email field of a *chan (iichan, 4chan, 2chan, etc) message board so that the post is not bumped. It is Japanese for 'to lower.' It is the opposite of 'age' (ah-gay), which means to raise.
SAGE this piece of shit
by a_grilled_fish April 8, 2005
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by KorbinTheKool June 5, 2017
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Texter: "Oh, sorry about that. I was pretty drunk and didn't want to text my ex so I sent you a safety text instead."
Texter: "Oh, sorry about that. I was pretty drunk and didn't want to text my ex so I sent you a safety text instead."
by word9876789word June 29, 2009
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When setting up a podcast for the first time, it is a good idea to listen to the advice from a pod sage.
As a podcaster from the early days, he was seen as a pod sage.
As a podcaster from the early days, he was seen as a pod sage.
by Chris Doelle July 18, 2006
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Jill: Jenny wears that stupid safety pin everday.
Jack: Yeah, it's because she attempted suicide. It's a promise to herself to never do it again.
Jill: Wow that's sad.
Jack: Yeah, it's because she attempted suicide. It's a promise to herself to never do it again.
Jill: Wow that's sad.
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