Jelly Rolls

rolls of fatness. called jelly rolls because they jiggle like jelly. it is rumored that someone REALLY fat could hide food amoung their jelly rolls.

guy 1: OOH! look at that fat kid over there!
guy 2: wow! thats a lot of jelly rolls!
guy 1: i bet he has a burger and frys stashed away between them!

by Bubba2x4 February 15, 2009

Jelly Rolls

The part of a fat person that flaps when they run

Rossie Odonald has jelly rolls

by sholladay May 6, 2009

Rolls-Royce Defender

A Rolls-Royce Defender is a central defender with a commanding presence and effortless physical dominance. This player wins tackles and out-wrestles his opponents and makes defending look easy, pretty much the definition of Liverpool’s Virgil Van Dijk.

Paul: Did you see Van Dijk’s performance against United?

Chris: He was untouchable, he’s a Rolls-Royce defender, the best in the world.

by Deathcabforeli August 29, 2021

Roobs

The protruding ribs on a skinny-guy that look disturbingly like the breasts of an elderly matron when he sucks in his abdominal region.

Terry lifted his shirt and sucked in his stomach displaying his roobs.

by slightlydisturbedbyroobs March 9, 2009

roflsup

"roflsup" is a colloquial term adopted by the rUcKuS peoples who inhabited the northeastern region of the United States in the early twenty-first century. As with many languages, it is often very difficult to discern an exact definition for this term, but its closest meaning in English is, "Hey, look at this!"

It is a tragic fact of history that even the greatest civilizations die out before they are truly capable of reaching their maximum potentials as societies; the Mayans, the Incans, and the Aztecs are fantastic examples of this tragic fact. The rUcKuS peoples are no exception.

1. Roflsup hentai!!!

2. (in a form of a Myspace bulletin)
From: tEh a$$ tUnnELLeR --*|i wanna li-li-li-lick u from yo hed 2 yo toez|*--
Date: June 30, 2007, 1:03AM
Subject: ROFLSUP
Body: ROFLSUP CHAT 2NITE, ANYBODY?! BONER?! TEH MARCO? TEH PAT? TEH HENRAIDZ?!!?! 12AM BITCHEZ

by clamchowdercutie January 10, 2009

Rolls

Short for a Rolls-Royce automobile. Very expensive.

"Yo check out him in his new Rolls."

by IceWarm February 5, 2004

rolsten

v. to steal in a shady manner
n. originally "The Rolsten Game", players get points for a "rolsten", which is to steal something from another player. Points are subjective. Once a player has 63 and 1/2 points, he/she must shout "Enyay!" and dance

"I watched you rolsten that candybar from the kwiki-mart"
Rolsten!"

by La Tigra April 18, 2004