Deathcabforeli's definitions
A Rolls-Royce Defender is a central defender with a commanding presence and effortless physical dominance. This player wins tackles and out-wrestles his opponents and makes defending look easy, pretty much the definition of Liverpool’s Virgil Van Dijk.
Paul: Did you see Van Dijk’s performance against United?
Chris: He was untouchable, he’s a Rolls-Royce defender, the best in the world.
Chris: He was untouchable, he’s a Rolls-Royce defender, the best in the world.
by Deathcabforeli August 29, 2021
Get the Rolls-Royce Defendermug. A phrase men/women say after asking someone on a date and that person agrees to go out with then.
It’s mainly used after the person who asked tells them what they’re doing.
It’s mainly used after the person who asked tells them what they’re doing.
by Deathcabforeli November 18, 2018
Get the It’s a date!mug. Day: When’s your brithday?
Eli: February 29th, I’m a leaper
Day: That’s really cool! So how old are you then?
Eli: My birthday comes every 4 years so I’m 6 years old lol.
Eli: February 29th, I’m a leaper
Day: That’s really cool! So how old are you then?
Eli: My birthday comes every 4 years so I’m 6 years old lol.
by Deathcabforeli December 26, 2018
Get the Leapermug. Hate Watch means watching a team or player you dislike or even hate, primarily for the purpose of enjoying their potential failures or watching them lose. It’s driven by spite, rivalry, or strong personal bias, and the emotional payoff comes not from who wins, but who loses—specifically
• A Liverpool fan might hate watch a United game, hoping United lose.
• Someone might tune in just to root against a superstar player they think is overrated or arrogant.
• Someone might tune in just to root against a superstar player they think is overrated or arrogant.
by Deathcabforeli May 22, 2025
Get the Hate Watchmug. by Deathcabforeli May 5, 2019
Get the Actuallymug. A term used for a football club during their downfall/banter era or when they have an embarrassing result, It's mainly used as another name for Arsenal FC
John: Did you watch the Arsenal game?
Harry: Yup, lost 1-0 to a bunch of Belarus farmers in the Europa League.
John: what a joke, they are banter fc the gift that keeps giving.
Harry: Yup, lost 1-0 to a bunch of Belarus farmers in the Europa League.
John: what a joke, they are banter fc the gift that keeps giving.
by Deathcabforeli February 15, 2019
Get the banter fcmug. by Deathcabforeli May 20, 2018
Get the water is wetmug.