postmodern Justice

1. modern myth
2. legally unsound principle
3. More of a privilege than a right
4. due to the value of Justice, every possible option of denial should
be considered so it never is dispensed casually, freely, or indiscriminately.

The judicial system's definition of postmodern justice has been changed to keep up with the ideas of progressives. Their idea is that Progress is not made by contented, and happy people.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Postmodern Judiciary

1. group of Judges forever more impressed with themselves than they should be 2. group of Judges highly respected and regarded regardless of their production or quality of work. 3. synonymous with Royalty. 4. A bastion of arrogant, self-absorbed, and closed-minded ass-hats.

The Postmodern judiciary must accept that definitions have to be changed to address postmodern progressive viewpoints.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Postmodern Chronology

The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.

I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

postgame xxl

post game xxl is for Artist's that be straight spiting game in magizines songs and music,and a lot of people respect that shit...
extra extra large.also getting sex on the first night..

postgame xxl is for vetterin game spitters not 4 no ametures,post game xxl,or stay low as hell

by regardless devon victory June 28, 2008

postmodern Public Defender

Some poor schmuck was given the sad job of defending poor private fools against acts of larceny perpetrated by the entirety of the general public. He seldom has the integrity to look his client in the eyes because he knows the public always treads on the private.

The importance we place on justice can always be measured by the amount of resources given to the postmodern Public Defender in proportion to the amount of resources given to the Attorney General.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

The Natalie Portman

The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)

Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.

Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.

by actionjackson888 March 14, 2011

portmanbreau

All bro-related puns that take the form of portmanteaus, eg: 'bromance,' 'broment' or 'Bromeo.'

"So me and my bro are on the brofa, trying to read about Bronald Reagan, bröt instead we brocrastinate and watch 'Knocked Up' with Seth Brogen. Dude, it's brotally a bromantic comedy, bro."

"Yikes, lighten up with the portmanbreaus, okay?"

by w storie February 12, 2009