During sex, one partner does a headstand in the pretzel position(crossing your legs like a pretzel) While the other partner preforms butt sex to the headstanding person. Before taking part in this act, you may cover your bodies in salt. If desired, you may have various animals running around licking the salt off your bodies.
"Hey I've had a great time tonight, Do you wanna, maybe, Pretzel-Dog?"
"Hell Yeah! I'll get my hamster!"
"Hell Yeah! I'll get my hamster!"
by niranafrk8108 January 30, 2010
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Man2: Sure but only if you bring the mustard.
Man1: Man, I'm really in the mood for a Dick Pretzel
Man2: Eh I would rather have a chumbler
Man2: Sure but only if you bring the mustard.
Man1: Man, I'm really in the mood for a Dick Pretzel
Man2: Eh I would rather have a chumbler
by waka floka September 6, 2010
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Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)
Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow
Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.
next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her
Tank: this is slow
Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.
next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her
by Tank December 13, 2008
Get the pretzel hate fuck mug.A snack food that almost killed George Bush, whilst we spend millions of dollars to protect him.
a.k.a. The reason behind Operation Iraqi Freedom.
a.k.a. The reason behind Operation Iraqi Freedom.
by Frederika November 13, 2004
Get the pretzel mug.1. Snack food that can be in either hard or soft form, depending on what you like. Usually shaped in a knot, but can also be in rod form.
2. A secret weapon of Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, although there have been no immediate fatalities yet.
2. A secret weapon of Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, although there have been no immediate fatalities yet.
1. I had a pretzel after lunch yesterday
2. George W. Bush almost choked on a pretzel while watching a football game.
2. George W. Bush almost choked on a pretzel while watching a football game.
by longislandguy September 3, 2005
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Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.
Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.
Clint:..Did she leave you agian?
Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.
Clint:..Did she leave you agian?
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
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