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tone please

Server Graphics parlance. Basically this bloke says it every time he needs help, Tone is the bloke who has to wipe his arse for him.
by Bill Sutton July 31, 2004
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You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.

Are you proud of yourself?
Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.

10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)
by Trumpium December 14, 2021
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Skulduggery Pleasant

An amazing series of books written by Derek Landy. It follows the adventures of a skeleton sorcerer/detective (Skulduggery Pleasant) and his partner-in-crime Valkyrie Cain. They go around saving the world and such likes with other characters such as Tanith Low, Ghastly Bespoke, Fletcher Renn, Erskine Ravel and much more. In my opinion, the books are absolutely fantastic - witty, clever, surprising you at every turn, full of shocks and surprises. If you haven't read them yet, give them a go - you won't regret it.
Valkyrie allowed herself a moment, then went back to the door. There were squad cars all over the place, Guards milling around the street and barking orders into walkie-talkies. The poor guy she'd kneed in the groin stood hunched over by an ambulance, and the cop Margaret had struck stood nearby, glowering.
The Bentley pulled up, and she waited until the cops had stopped admiring it before stepping out and running over. She jumped in.
Skulduggery looked at her, then looked at all the cops. ''Your doing?'' he asked. She nodded, and he sighed as they pulled away.
''OK then, who tried to kill you this time?''

Person 1: ''Have you read the new Skulduggery Pleasant book, Kingdom of the Wicked?''
Person 2: ''I'm nearly finished. It's so good, isn't it?''
Person 1: ''Absolutely!''
by Odd Girl Out September 17, 2012
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Plekanecing

It is when a player gets tapped by an opponent’s stick or a stick comes close to touching the player, no actual contact is required, the player voluntarily throws his head back and over embellishes this action, in an attempt to get the attention from the ref to get a penalty against the opposing team.

The term Plekanecing comes from Montrael Canadiens player Thomas Plekanec, also know as player # 14, as he did this every game in the 2014 NHL playoffs and eventually got a penalty for diving, becuase of the embarassement he was bringing to the sport. This started a Twitter hashtag: #Plekanecing. Plekanecing is gernerally looked down upon by fans, opponents and even teammates as it is embarrassing to the sport of hockey.
"Did you see last night’s Montreal Canadiens game? Player # 14 was Plekanecing all night, every time a stick hit his chest; he threw his head back like he had just been shot in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun.”

“Did you see P.K. Subban Plekanecing in last night’s game, a stick touched his visor, then he threw his head back and he launched himself into the air, like he had just been hit by a car, trying to get a penalty called.”
by The Leafs Suck May 28, 2014
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English Please

A smart-alec remark made by one who is very witty. Used to tell the other person to dumb down the vocabulary. Usually precedes a sentence containing difficult vocabulary.
Mrs. Teacher: In Biology today, we will be learning about transport within a cell membrane, where different types include active and passive transport. Diffusion...... osmosis....... phospholipid bilayer.....
Student: English please!
Mrs. Teacher: We're learning how cells move stuff around.
by asdfmaw May 14, 2014
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Please don't die

"Please don't die" is the new "I love you". Spreading rapidly worldwide, it's the coolest way to tell someone you love that you love them without sounding like a total tool. Do it today.. tell someone to "please don't die" and show them you really care.
I hope you have a good trip baby, please don't die. :(

*The :( sad face can be added for extra emotional effect.
by Totes Wild July 14, 2014
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Pled

For a male to inadvertently rub his balls against another male.
"As I was bending over to take my shot on the pool table, that guy who walked past pled me"
by Doveston April 2, 2009
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