Found at school dances, more commonly the Homecoming dance. They consist of a not so elite group of annoying parents, teachers etc who will try to separate people from grinding, but eventually will get overwhelmed by the amount of people grinding, and give up. They will usually prey on smaller schools because there wont be as many students.
Student1: Why arent you dancing?
Student2: The cockblock patrol is at their peak of their patrol. Give me thirty minutes and ill be out there.
Student2: The cockblock patrol is at their peak of their patrol. Give me thirty minutes and ill be out there.
by Schubes66 October 10, 2011
a group of people who, under the direction from his majesty Jason Bourne, rid this world of the filth known as thots
thot: lets bang
guy: * takes out phone and dials 119
guy: i have thot here
*thot patrol comes in through the roof and windows and blow aformentioned
guy: * takes out phone and dials 119
guy: i have thot here
*thot patrol comes in through the roof and windows and blow aformentioned
by yyeeeetttttt March 21, 2018
When the person recieving the blowjob, reach the back on the tonsils, and either holds the mouth their or ejaculates while the penis is completely down here throat.
Young Jeezy- Song: Tear that pussy up: "I got the tool in her throat, I'm just tonsil patroling man"
by lz da prince June 06, 2009
The act of getting over a thousand beautiful bitches, it is performed by finding your friends in the club and saying Bitch Patrol
by ALan1232324 November 22, 2010
by Thomas Coughlan June 22, 2007
A price of crap cheaply made underpowered weak drivetrain pretend 4X4 that is no match for the almighty king of the road "Toyota Landcruiser"
by Ohwhatafeeling February 21, 2014
Sara- "Dude did you see the comet?!"
Jaimee- " Ya!"
Ben- " No."
Sara and Jaimee- " IT WAS SO COOL PATROL!"
Jaimee- " Ya!"
Ben- " No."
Sara and Jaimee- " IT WAS SO COOL PATROL!"
by Professor Mallorey February 26, 2009