nonce

a man called caleb with a gym teachers moustache and a cum stain in their hair.

did you see that nonce. ima hide my children

by SoHErEsThEmFtEa April 13, 2019

nonconformist

a person who does what they want, not what society wants and doesnt care about fashion, vanity, others opinions etc. nonconformists arent emos. NOT EMO, emos are anticonformists,who are annoying, and are actually just conforming to something else, and should be exterminated. anyone with an education beyond the 4th grade knows this.

prep/conformist: OMG, lik lets totalllly go out and parteeeee!!!!!!!111

emo: if your going to a party, im gonna go home and cut myself and feel sorry for myself.

nonconformist: im gonna go and get a smiley face tatoo on my ass because i want to.

by madman 88 May 11, 2009

Nonce

British slang for a pedophile. Nonces usually sit at their laptols on discord all day or go out and stare at thirteen year old girls. Nonces usually all look the same, bald and fat middle aged men with a terrible haircut and sometimes grey hair to top it off. Nonces always get beat up in prison so if you're a nonce be prepared, you ain't getting out of there mate

Guy 1: Look at that nonce down the street

Guy 2: bro wtf, he's staring down Sophie

Guy 1: bruh ain't she a year 4

by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023

strokey nonce

pedo (prob named gavin or similar)

Person A: bruv your dads a twat u know
Person B shut up lad your dads a strokey nonce

by big ting n that July 19, 2019

Nonce

The second stage of being a dick. Between an asshole (1st stage) and cunt (3rd stage).

Person 1: I'm a clever kid who does my homework on the day it's due and the teacher's best friend.
Person 2: Fuck u. That's what makes you a god damn nonce.

by A-A 1 January 3, 2021

Nonconfrontation

A moment when someone is acting inappropriately, and the best possible resolution would be action, but the offended party instead chooses to do nothing.

"Jerry was being a pretty big dick last night, but instead of calling him out, we had a nonconfrontation."

by bunivasal February 22, 2009

Nonceumentary

A documentary, usually found on Netflix, about some sick, twisted fuck who abducts and fiddles children. Can also be guilty of making the situation seem so trivial but in reality, some sadistic weirdo should be shot.

Did you see that show Abducted in Plain Sight on Netflix? That's a fucked up nonceumentary

by PrestonWalker March 1, 2019