Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.

Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."

by bboymono January 28, 2015

moffed

to have been impaled with extreme prejudice by vengeful unicorns

"Fluttershy really pissed off Rarity last night - she ended up getting moffed."

by spunk bucket August 28, 2015

Muffled Trombone

When you are getting a rim job and your partner drops a butt sneeze in your mouth.

Greg: Alex's breath smells terrible today.
Heather: Yeah, he got a muffled trombone last night.

by darrenpowell187 September 27, 2015

Muffeteer

Any female of the dyke persuasion who's love and lust for muff surpasses that of denim jackets, horses, sneaker boots and even life itself.

Rosie O'Donnell, Rachel Maddow, and Whoopi Goldberg are commonly referred to as the three muffeteers in recognition of their distinct service and outstanding valor in their efforts for the liberation and consumption of muff in France.

by Tim The Enchanter May 3, 2016

Miffed

Confused 😐 or deppresed

I was so miffed after last week.

by EhDarkCookie December 2, 2016

muffe

en kran, som man godt kunne blive kærester med

dum en muffe

by jegerduig January 25, 2017

muffeans

Cupcakes made with cum

KoroSensei laughed as you guessed the correct secret ingredient of the muffeans he made himself, "Delicious right?" He asked you. You lay there, chained to to bed as you spit out the muffean on his face.

by JJ STYLE!~~!~!~!~!!~!~!~!~!~! July 3, 2017