A cell phone "text message" with the direct intent of creating a sexual thought for the recipient about the sender; Meant to flirt with the recipient in a way that cannot be expressed via a voice call.
These messages are typically short and leave lots to the imagination.
They range from a wink: " ;) " to a "i want to touch your..."
These messages are typically short and leave lots to the imagination.
They range from a wink: " ;) " to a "i want to touch your..."
by Naaadz June 25, 2006
Get the sext message mug.1.(verb) Establishing that one no longer wishes to pursue a relationship via text message.
2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.
3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.
2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.
3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.
Phone is buzzing
Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.
Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.
Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.
Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.
by mdraven22 November 6, 2009
Get the text message breakup mug.When someone types what should have been a message or email in a comment on a public board (example: facebook).
(Status)Nate: Just added my photos of the ski trip!
(Comment)Sarah: Cool pics! Wish I could have gone!
(Comment)James: Hey Kevin! I haven't talked to you in awhile but it looks like you are having fun. I saw the pictures of your ski trip just now. Which resort did you end up going to? I remember the last time we went skiing and got fking drunk off of that Peach 20/20! What a blast. Good times, good times. Hey what are you doing this weekend? My girlfriend is going to be in town for the week, and wants to know if the three of us can go out to eat maybe? If you can, how about Friday sometime around 6:30-ish? Just let me know. Hey are you still going out with that Sarah chick? What a b%$ch! Don't invite her to come along this time k? Well I gotta to feed dog I'll catch you later. =P
(Comment)Sarah: WTF?! Don't Comment-Message if you are going to be a dick!
(Comment)Sarah: Cool pics! Wish I could have gone!
(Comment)James: Hey Kevin! I haven't talked to you in awhile but it looks like you are having fun. I saw the pictures of your ski trip just now. Which resort did you end up going to? I remember the last time we went skiing and got fking drunk off of that Peach 20/20! What a blast. Good times, good times. Hey what are you doing this weekend? My girlfriend is going to be in town for the week, and wants to know if the three of us can go out to eat maybe? If you can, how about Friday sometime around 6:30-ish? Just let me know. Hey are you still going out with that Sarah chick? What a b%$ch! Don't invite her to come along this time k? Well I gotta to feed dog I'll catch you later. =P
(Comment)Sarah: WTF?! Don't Comment-Message if you are going to be a dick!
by Darklinkkyle March 26, 2011
Get the Comment-Message mug.by jt8110 April 29, 2014
Get the messagetive mug.1. A messaging monster. That one person you swipe notifications from because you're afraid of what will happen if you leave them on read.
2. Someone who seems to have to have the last word whenever you have a messaging interaction.
2. Someone who seems to have to have the last word whenever you have a messaging interaction.
"Yeah, he was really great and wasn't clingy at all, but he was so messagey. I muted my phone days ago."
by dotzerozerosix December 29, 2017
Get the Messagey mug.A "Sketch" Text Message. Coming off awkward, innapropriate, or so confusing that it deserves an immediate pressing of the "call back button" over the "reply" option.
ON A 100 DEGREE SUNNY DAY DOWN THE SHORE...
Ali: Stay in your house, preferably the basement, grab canned food and don't come out until further notification
Joe- "look at this sketch message" what the fuck? im calling this bitch.
Ali: Stay in your house, preferably the basement, grab canned food and don't come out until further notification
Joe- "look at this sketch message" what the fuck? im calling this bitch.
by Dan R. September 29, 2007
Get the sketch message mug.When you (a dude) forget and leave your phone on vibrate and your phone is in your pocket a little to close to the frank and beans. Your phone goes off and you get a "texticle".
by crazy88888888 December 2, 2009
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