lint

THE ANNOYING THING IN MY PANTS 24/8

Me: Hey I just got new pants
Friend: Cool are the pockets big?
Me: let me check....... WHAT IS THIS lint doing in here

by Marshmello Fanboy 222 January 20, 2020

linted

the simultaneous feeling of annoyance and pleasure at doing a task someone else should have done but that you secretly enjoy

"mann i hate doing my laundry at mesa nueva cause no one before me ever cleans their lint shit out of the dryer, but i also kinda enjoy scooping it out myself..."
"yeah dude u got linted"

by ryatchet April 22, 2020

Linting

Shoving a fresh number 2 pencil into someone’s ass and using it as a pencil sharpener

I’m gonna linting you

by Broke boi January 1, 2025

Nasal lint

Nasal lint is the crusty dried booger you find on a used bath towel that comes back to life when the towel is used again

Oh my god. I didn't notice that nasal lint until I dried my face and it became a LA oyster

by Pernod Q. Bentwhistle August 20, 2015

lint rolling

when you take the lint from your belly button and put it into someone else's belly button. You do this action back and forth between you and that person's belly button lint.

Yeah man, we were lint rolling all night. It was sort of hot.

by lintknitter November 26, 2020

Lint Fetus

The sodden lint that comes out of a woman’s belly button when she’s cleaning cum out of it.

I pulled out, came on her belly and later she developed a full on lint fetus.

by Shag the Fab June 12, 2011

Belly botton lint

A word used to call people and belly botton lint can be purple green blue or back...trist peed her pants

Wow she is a big piece of belly botton lint

by Brooke is best May 27, 2017