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Asinum Lingent Theorem

asinum lingent = Latin for "ass lick"

A theorem which states that one who eats ass, will ultimately become an ass. Typically applies to the more 'sophisticated' douchebag who brags to his friends about all the ass he eats.
Douche: Yeah bro last night I was all up in Bonqueshia's booty. I was eatin that ass like groceries, shit was so cash.

Friend: That's great man. Have you heard of the Asinum Lingent Theorem?
by Flipper-KS June 26, 2016
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non-linker

Somebody who when mentioned in a famous person's life story on Wikipedia will not contain a hyperlink to their own page, as they are not significant enough to be viewed.
Ike Ibeabuchi then fought his next opponent called Ismael Garcia. He is a non-linker for those looking for information on him.
by CrimeInSportsFan January 23, 2018
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Weak linking

Verb. To intentionally add a poor policy, person, protocol or machine into a system for the purposes of sabotage
Indra just recommended a poor engineer to Tom so she can weak link his team and beat them at the company retreat

Jyn's father worked with the Alliance so he could weak link the Death Star on purpose for the Rebel Alliance

The party blew up over a row about affirmative action when Shino said it's weak linking the workforce for political gain
by neoLinguistomorph October 1, 2018
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Kalie Linden

A beautiful girl that is just the definition of perfection. She is hard-headed at times but will always be the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She will make you fall in love the second you meet her. No other girl is of any comparison. Her smile could brighten any day. Her eyes are amazing and you could stare into them for hours. She is just the best and any guy would be lucky to have such am amazing girl. She belongs with an amazing guy who's name is preferably Josh
That Kalie Linden is an amazing swimmer.
by Josh 2929 March 3, 2019
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Thiccenes lickenis

Someone so thiccccc you must lick
I see that thicc girl I be Thiccenes lickenis
by Ni🅱🅱🅰 🆎ortion October 14, 2019
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Linkin Park

A Nu-Metal band that is extremely popular with Teens, mostly because their songs are so Angsty. They got 6 members in the band, everyone only knows the two vocalists. Mike Shinoda who raps, and Chester Bennington, who screams. There songs range from singing about sorrow and sorrow. They suck.
Linkin Park fans will give me a thumbs down.
by Mr. Zimpy February 3, 2010
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Linkin Park

A Shit Band That is soooooo overrated. No interesting instrumentation. Fails at screaming. 3 million mindless fans which of whom NONE are over the age of 21.
"Linkin Park Suck Balls"

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