Landoned

Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)

Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.

by SVT February 22, 2005

Landon

Landon is dangerous. Not because he's a bad person, but because he's simultaneously funny, kind, and a great listener, as well as being super hot. Landon will fuck with your mind. He'll make you think you like him when you are friends and he's dating your other friend. You'll invite Landon too a party, and he'll leave the party he's already at to hang out with his lower-social status friends. He seems like a douche until you get to know him. He teases you and knows exactly what to say to make you laugh. He is a player, but once he finds someone he likes then he treats them like royalty. He is an great kisser. Landon is amazing, and any girl would be lucky to date him.

I really want Landon back, he was great.
You're so lucky that you're dating Landon!
I wish I could date a Landon.

by Pipinpatalopsacopolis November 4, 2016

Landon

Landon is the tallest person you know. His perfect blonde hair and his soothing blue eyes. He loves playing games where height gives you an advantage like basketball. Landons are always HOT... If you get a chance to date one go for a kiss they all can kiss fantastically. He loves hugs and is an amazing hugger. And loves to tease around the people he likes and for his special someone he always teases her no matter what.

YOU SEE LANDON? HE IS SO HOT!!

ME AND LANDON WERE MAKING OUT LAST NIGHT. HE IS AN AMAZING KISSER

by WordsEachAreForYou October 12, 2018

langosta

Means lobster- used to describe cuban women. Because like lobsters, they carry all their meat in their tail.

"Sarah is a langosta

by Keisha May 13, 2005

Share mo lang

It is the filipino millennial term for "I dont give a fuck" when you dont care what the fuck that person is saying.

Friend : OMG DID YOU SEE THE NEWS?

Me : Share mo lang.

by Hermaphrdite August 10, 2018

Landon

Landon is a funny,caring,sweet,and weird. Landon doesn’t do sports but play video games. Landon jokes so much that you can never take him seriously.Landon usually tall with light hair and green eyes.Landon is smart and really really really cute eventhough he denies it. Landon is really cool and takes care of his friends.He is laidback and likes to chill.If you have a Landon in your life than you’ll never want to let him go.

Hey who’s that? ..... That’s Landon he is so sweet.

by Yaboi is broken February 23, 2019

landon

tall, handsome, funny, probably swims

get you a landon

by princ.e.ss November 1, 2016