Landon is a tall, handsome white boy. Typically, Landon will have about an 8.1 inch dick. Although tall, white and skinny, Landon’s have the dick of an African American. Landons are nice and caring, however, they are very manipulative by nature. They don’t have much drive, just big dicks and manipulative tendencies.
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Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)
Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.
by SVT February 22, 2005
Get the Landoned mug.Landon is dangerous. Not because he's a bad person, but because he's simultaneously funny, kind, and a great listener, as well as being super hot. Landon will fuck with your mind. He'll make you think you like him when you are friends and he's dating your other friend. You'll invite Landon too a party, and he'll leave the party he's already at to hang out with his lower-social status friends. He seems like a douche until you get to know him. He teases you and knows exactly what to say to make you laugh. He is a player, but once he finds someone he likes then he treats them like royalty. He is an great kisser. Landon is amazing, and any girl would be lucky to date him.
I really want Landon back, he was great.
You're so lucky that you're dating Landon!
I wish I could date a Landon.
You're so lucky that you're dating Landon!
I wish I could date a Landon.
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Get the Landon mug.Landon is the tallest person you know. His perfect blonde hair and his soothing blue eyes. He loves playing games where height gives you an advantage like basketball. Landons are always HOT... If you get a chance to date one go for a kiss they all can kiss fantastically. He loves hugs and is an amazing hugger. And loves to tease around the people he likes and for his special someone he always teases her no matter what.
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Get the Landon mug.(female) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair on the inside of the thighs is removed, any hair near the arse (or for that matter, behind the back corner of the vagina) is removed, and hair between the leg-belly crease is removed on the abdomen leaving only a groomed rectangle running from the mid-tummy to the upper edge of the vulva; as if pointing towards her pussy, 'guiding' one towards the honey pot region
(male) quarter-inch-wide beard running the centre-line from the bottom of the lower lip to the bottom of the chin
(male) quarter-inch-wide beard running the centre-line from the bottom of the lower lip to the bottom of the chin
(female): he:"Did she have a landing strip, triangle, Brazilian or was she just unkept?"
(male): she: "I came down hard on his landing strip during oral sex last night"
(male): she: "I came down hard on his landing strip during oral sex last night"
by Jake February 22, 2004
Get the landing strip mug.a girl who's really shy and loves to suceed in school.. she is a goodie good and will never do anything bad... she crushes on younger guys and usually is very tall.. all moms want her to date their sons because they think shes gorgeous.. she will never do anything bad.. can be a smartmouth when it comes to the person she likes.. always obeys parents and may fight with sisters a lot..
Pitrina is a landy.
by ilovepot1111111111111111111111 December 3, 2010
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