jizz biz

the business of making, and or selling pornography.

my uncle ted retired after 50 years
of selling porn.he was a jizz biz innovator

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

jizz buzz

The high you get swallowing a load of cum from someone who is stoned.

"Karen, what's wrong with you? Are you high?"
"I don't think so, unless I got a jizz buzz from Jeff's spunk."

by jizz-and-buz August 5, 2007

jizz ornament

Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.

Mateo, did you give your girlfriend a jizz ornament last night?

by corey270 November 2, 2007

Jizz-knocker

a girl who likes to drink sperm

Brian's Girlfriend is a Jizz-knocker

by Matt098 June 16, 2008

Jizz Pan Hands

A dermatological condition by which long term exposure to lotion, moisturizers and jizz results in wrinkly fingers, palms and hands. Similar to 'dish pans hands'

Don't do a handshake with Bobby. He's been surfing pornsites and has those jizz pan hands.

by rpalms September 4, 2009

Jizzbonanza

Jizz, jizz, jizz, oh my god I'm drowning in jizz

I had a couple of girlfriends over for lunch yesterday, it ended in a jizzbonanza

by vgrd January 3, 2011

Jizz Canvas

Slang for an individuals face - Normally used when describing a past or future sexual encounter.

Ted: That girl you pulled last night was fat as fuck.
Dave: Yeah she wasn't the best, nice jizz canvas though!

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Barry: Have you seen the new girl in accounting?

Alan: Caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what's the jizz canvas like?
Barry: favourable.

by Chip Lebowski August 17, 2011